Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Their seems to be a shortage of bloggers out there, so I've decided to bring Indoorsy back. With a little help from above, I hope to make it rich with content involving the important things like life, love, the Kardashians, religion, and the decline of civilization and rap.
As my first post, back up in the BLOGOSPHERE, I feel it's my duty as a blogger / professional journalist of the highest integrity (tomato / tomato ) to give my readers an update on my so called life. Well, I'm pretty sure Brian Krakow and Ricky are still space docking each other while Jordan Catalano is still on bed rest from a tragic pink sock episode. What's her name is on a hit program starring If Mandy Patankin Was a Horse. Meanwhile, I have continued living a life of adventure and enjoyment making friends and arts and crafts.
I am still in shock over the election results, btw. I mean OMG. Like, seriously people. What is the deal?
The new season of Portlandia has proved, yet again, that Fred and Carrie do indeed have "the goods". Which brings up a new hot topic: Anti Humor. This is the term attached to a cash of brilliant comedic minds out there doing their worst... and it is right on time. Shows like Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Eric Andre, Comedy Bang Bang, Childrens Hopsital, etc. have become cult sensations and so the word for this brand of off off off beat comedy has been inked. My opinion is created solely on my connection to the style of such shows due to the fact that these people remind me of myself and friends with whom I share the same taste in many things. The low brow aspect and seemingly drug soaked trippiness of a show like Tim and Eric has the instant stigma of "stoner" humor, which it certainly can be. But, at the same time, they are completely shitting all over stoner humor which makes it even funnier and all the more creative and well thought out. Awesome Show is twisted up in a convincing enough manner to make us believe these guys are doing less or the same amount of work than what we see on the screen . Heidecker and Wareheim sem to be completely out to lunch, but if you pay attention, it becomes blindingly obvious that the joke is really on anyone who thinks that. I've been watching for years and usually get sick of it for a while and then dive back in.
After seeing Tim Heidecker Star in Rick Alverson's black comedy "The Comedy" as a spoiled hipster who, like many of this generation, is totally desensitized and to whom "nothing's shocking", all assumptions and predetermined thoughts about his talent and conviction as an artist are removed.
We have reached the point at which everything is so incredibly unfunny, prefabricated, beat up and generic out there that all we have left to do now is turn comedy on its side. Seriously, look at what's on comedy central and the majority of stand ups talking about text messaging, the airport, the club, etc. It's depressing. more later..
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Walking into a screening of J. Edgar at the local 2.00 dollar theater (the only place to take in the cinema in Raleigh with any class), I was expecting to be bombarded with fascinating information about the life and career of J. Edgar Hoover - founder and director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation for some 48 years. Unfortunately, the movie revolved around one thing and one thing only: his relationship with his boyfriend.
Famous for keeping secret files on literally everyone he possibly could and serving under 7 presidents, my expectations were high as to the volume of information this film would provide. Instead, it touched on some anti communist shit, a little bit of info on Eleanor Roosevelt, and his trouble with certain members of congress. Besides that, it was just a continuous exercise in homosexual angst. now, I am not in any way anti homosexual. What two men or woman do in the privacy of their own sex life is their call. I just hoped this movie was more informative and less, well...gay. His BF was played by the same guy who played the Winklevi, so that made it easier to swallow.
2 thumbs way down.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
"It was a total shit show!" exclaimed a young fan of the singer songwriter. An avid Ween fan and blood relative of mine suggested Mr. Ween had , in fact, had a complete "melt down" on stage. "I mean, he could not remember the chords or words to songs he himself wrote twenty years ago...songs he has played live literally thousands of times. It was laughable!"
At least he played SARAH
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
show details 12:12 PM (2 hours ago)
Note that in regards to your over due funds release to you, your due required fees has been settled by the central bank through the federal high court in Lagos in a 14 page affidavit sworn on your behalf and we hereby notify you that your funds have been cleared to be delivered to you through the UN zonal office here in New York.
Be officially informed that Mr. Gregory Williams, a diplomat attached with the UN zonal office will inform you of his arrival with your funds by tomorrow, please you are urgently required to forward your address and your direct telephone number immediately.
Thanks for your urgent co-operation.
Mrs Elizabeth Hawkins.
UN Zonal Office, New York,Usa
show details 2:16 PM (12 minutes ago)
I have long awaited a response from the Zonal office in New York. Thank you so much for officially informing me that MR. Gregory Williams will inform me of my arrival of funds tomorrow.
My address: 2866 Blumpkin Avenue
267 - 878-1325
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
I usually don’t do interviews because writers always twist what I say to make a point that they — the writer — want to make. I have to say, of any interview I have done in my career, Dan Reeves did an incredible job of writing straight to the points I was trying to make in his interview with me for Metro Magazine (“Raleigh Vibraphonist Hits Top of Jazz Charts With New CD” — March 2010).
I had four hours of sleep the night before my interview with Dan, and was speaking all around my points, which he amazingly figured out — and put on paper so eloquently.
And in addition to representing me the musician, Dan grasped what I said about being a teacher at Powell Elementary Magnet School and tied it in with the entire article. Helping children is just as important as playing music, any day of the week.
Dan is one hell of a writer. Tell him never to stop writing. He has a gift.
It wasn't so long ago when Band of Horses was a fresh discovery. A new sound stuffed with potent lyrics and a vocal resonance unlike anything else around. Everything All The Time was outstanding for a debut album from a band so young. Song by song, the entire album was simply amazing; seeking and skipping was completely unnecessary.
Remarkably, Cease To Begin was equally if not more entrancing than Everything All The Time. All of the sudden everyone and their brother was a fan of BOH. We have anxiously awaited the release of album number three for quite a while and have memorized every song Band of Horses has recorded frontwards and backwards.
This weekend BOH is opening for Widespread Panic at
Friday, April 16, 2010
23th and 24th and will, as always, draw a huge crowd of youngsters, hippies, lovers of music and a lot of
people who just wanna party.
That is the leading reason I avoid attending Panic shows. Too many kids on to many drugs who really don’t care about anything except being seen at the show pumping their fists, screaming the words, hitting all the right lines from all the big songs and wearing really unoriginal t-shirts.
For instance, my personal favorite is the Fed EX take off which says “SPREAD EX” on the front and “SEND YOUR MIND” on the back. This leads me to my next point, Panic is truly a great band. I have a special place in my heart for their music and I always will. But, they cover a lot of songs written by a lot of important song writers and their audience hasn’t the slightest clue.
“Send Your Mind” is a Van Morrison Song, but ask almost anyone at the shows and they will say it’s an original. In fact “Satisfied” was and still is the most popular slogan for the band on stickers, t-shirts, hats - you name it. And lead singer John Bell does a terrific cover of the song and even goes off on tangents and raps of his own design much like the original writer of the song – Van Morrison.
I guess what I am trying to get across here is that Widespread Panic is good, great even sometimes. They are clearly influenced by some of the greatest musicians and bands of all time : Warren Zevon, Talking Heads, Van Morrison, Neal Young, Joe Strummer, Frank Zappa, JJ Cale, and so forth and so on. I just wish more of the fans knew that.